Friday, April 06, 2007

LuLu Part 10

The molted skin came floating out of the tree......swaying back and forth in the breeze as it descended to the forest floor. LuLu...still doing her joyful lizard Happy Dance....boggied her way over to where the skin snake landed. Looking up to make sure that Swahis was snuggled out in his lil snake condo...she picked it up and held it to her lil snake breasts...and breathed a long sigh of relief. She was so comforted in knowing that very soon she would have her hat back in her hands and all her lizard ancestors and lizard villagers would be happy once again.

"What's that"?? She said, turning her slithery neck around to see where the crunching noise was coming from. It was so loud, she thought maybe it could be one of those lizard devouring dinosaurs she'd heard so much about but never really saw!!!

Stay tuned for Part 11...coming soon...same lizard channel!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

By B.J. Thomas

Just figured that this song kinda reminds me of what a snake and lizard would listen

Friday, March 02, 2007

Swahis and LuLu Part 9

Right before Spring and a few weeks shy of Daylight Savings Time, snakes who live in trees and have hats in their stomachs, go through a molting process that can only be described as wretched. Swahiss, slithered out of his lil house on the highest branch of the asp tree and came to position himself on the asp leaf covered floor of the forest. He took a deep breath and held it. To the naked eye it appeared as if he turned himself inside out. As he did this...his skin was shed and lo and behold, inside the shedded skin was LuLu's hat!!!

LuLu watched from her hiding place....and was so delighted she did a lil lizard dance....(lizards don't dance too well because the bottoms of their feet are suctioned and get caught on the floor when jumping up and down).

Stay tuned for more...............

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

LuLu Part 8

After thinking almost all winter long, LuLu wondered if there was a solution to getting her hat back, without resorting to downright murder of Swahiss. She consulted her magic hat book of tricks and found that there was one thing she could do. Wait until springtime and let Swahiss shed his skin! Seems that along with the skin, the hat may very well be shed too! Oh, LuLu had hope....Her hat would be returned to her. She just had to wait for the right moment. LuLu danced lizardly (that's slow) and decided to wait in the tree where Swahiss hung his proverbial hat and see what would happened at the shedding of the skin!!!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Part 7 LuLu's Hat

Magic lizard hats came into being during the Magic Lizard Age when the Goddess Lulong imposed the law of magic hats. She cast a spell upon all headwear worn by lizards. Since there were a gazillion lizards who roamed the earth during that time, there were at least a half a gazillion lizard hats and all of them became magical!

LuLu came into possession of one of these magic hats through marriage to one of the decendants of this magical age of lizard history. It was handed down through the long line of lizards who wore hats.

So you can see why she needed her hat back! She had to maintain her magic and she had to keep the hat in the family. Serious consquences went to any lizard who let a magical hat get away from this hand-me-down-hat business.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Part 6

LuLu thought about this for awhile. This wasn't going to be as easy as she had thought. Should she befriend this nasty lizard or plot revenge as in getting that hat from his stomach no matter what it took?

You see this hat has special powers. It was magical. But the magical thing about it was that if the person (or animal) "wearing" it didn't know of the powers then the magic would stay in the hat forever.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

LuLu and Swahiss, Part 5

Swahiss hissed, "Give it back? Give it backkkk??? Do you think for one minute that I want this horrible hat in the middle of my manly snake body???? I can't give it back! Your hat is made of polyester! It's indigestible, not to mention that it's unsafe for our environment, even if I could regurgertate it!